This is your every day, generic, otherwise useless doormat. Wipe your boots that you DEFINITELY AREN'T USING HEEL LIFTS IN, and walk into your house, mess free, guaranteed.*
*Note, guarantee only applies if your name is Ronald Dion DeSantis. ID check subject to guarantee cash-in, refund of full purchase price if guarantee not met and your name is confirmed to be Ronald Dion DeSantis.
